I only take a maximum of 6 travelers at a time — small enough that it's not a tour, it's basically me showing my friends around my hometown (yes, I count you as a friend by hour two).

I'm a licensed Egyptologist and history teacher, born and raised in the shadow of these very monuments  so when I say "I grew up around pyramids," I mean it literally, not as a metaphor. Expect real stories, straight answers to your questions, and a much deeper appreciation for these wonders than any guidebook or any classroom, honestly — will give you.

I've been doing this since 2001, over two decades of learning exactly how to make the most of your time, and exactly which vendor to smile politely at and keep walking. I'll get you to the must-see spots, help you nail the photos everyone will assume you hired a professional for, and tip you off on where to grab extra tickets for the experiences worth upgrading to.

With me, you'll always know where to go and how to enjoy it, no stress about time, and no aggressive salesmen chasing you down for "just one look, my friend." After the tour, you're free to keep exploring on your own, or just go find some shade and a proper cup of tea. You've earned it.